Time for a joke

Revenge


I don't recommend revenges, but...

When I was younger I hated going to weddings.

It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to Come up to me, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "YOU'RE NEXT".

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Heheheh!!

Having a little fun
 
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I was only in there for about 5 minutes, when I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a s---head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came into town by bus.
I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.